13 Telling Signs You're Older Than You Think You Are
You're Tired by 9 Sometimes it's impossible to stay up past midnight. This is a reasonable reaction to being an adult and having a job. But if your eyes are drooping every night by eight o'clock, then you're either old or you need better sleep. You might want to make a rule that you don't go to bed while the sun is still up. You Wear Slippers Because They're Comfortable The human body lasts only so long. Eventually every single body part will begin to ache and complain at the slightest movement. But the first thing you might notice is your barking dogs. Forget stilettos, you need some slippers ASAP. Which loafer has the most cushioning? That's the one you buy. You Yell at the Neighbor Kids They may be brats, and they may be on your lawn, but yelling at children is something reserved only for the elderly (or extremely grumpy). It's one thing if they're actually vandalizing your home, but if you find yourself screaming at Lit...