Jokes of the week
70 Years Young When I interviewed for a job six months after my 70th birthday,
I was asked my age. With nothing to hide, I replied, “I’m halfway to my 71st birthday.” The interviewer looked skeptical. “No offense,” he said, “but you look older than 35.” How Not to Get Hired Going in for a job interview? Don’t mess it up with questions like these from real candidates: “Can my husband finish the test for me?” “Would you consider going on a date with me?” “Can I place my desk near the cafeteria?” “Do I have to be at work every day?” What’s the 311? In New York City, if you have a complaint or a question, dial the city’s
311 hotline and you might get it solved. We doubt these callers did. “Who won American Idol?” “Can you check to see if my boyfriend is married?” “Can I claim my dog on my income tax?” Job Candi-dolts Doing your best not to join
the workforce? Just act like these job seekers did while meeting hiring managers: • Candidate said he had ...